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Let’s Flip the Nasdaq

We’re here to flip the NASDAQ on its over-leveraged head - one meme, one rug pull and one fake earnings call at a time. It might look like a joke, but the mission is real.

NASCRAQ is born from the tech-fuelled hype of the NASDAQ and the chaos of SPX. It’s the next phase of financial evolution, where crypto meets capitalism and memes move markets.

We thrive on FOMO, dopamine hits and ticker symbols that sound like punchlines. While others analyse charts, we just scream “BUY” louder. This isn't a market. It's a movement on a fair launch!

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Degens vs. Wall Street

This isn’t a community. It’s a financial uprising.
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🏝 Nasdaq market value: 46.62B

Meet our Dream Team board:

Masters of volatility, hype and moral flexibility.

Bernie Madoff

Built history’s most famous pyramid... of investor confidence.?

🧠 CEO?

Trust me - it’s legit this time.?

Sam Bankman-Fried

Revolutionized accounting by replacing ledgers with vibes.

📉 CFO

“Your money’s safe. Somewhere.”

Elizabeth Holmes

Leading innovation through ambition, secrecy and a deep voice.

🧪 CTO

“It will work. Eventually.”

Andrew Tate

Enforces HR policy via Bugatti comparisons and webcam monologues.

💼 Head of HR

“We only hire alpha males or females who agree with alpha males.”

Elon Musk

Runs companies, rockets and meme accounts - sometimes all at once.

🛒 Head of Acquisitions

“I’ll buy it. For the memes.”

Donald Trump

Moves markets with tweets and beliefs. Says it’s patriotic and tax-free..

🤝 Director of Deal Making

“Nobody makes better deals. Nobody.”

Logan Paul

Combines PR with NFTs, fake apologies and surprise boxing matches.

📣 PR Director

“Sorry if you were offended.”

Martin Shkreli

Sets the moral bar slightly below sea level.

⚖️ Ethics Officer

“Technically… it’s not illegal.”

Edward Snowden

Monitoring our surveillance so you don’t have to.

🕵️‍♂️ Security Lead

“Trust no one. Especially yourself.”

Only Fan

Blew the entire team once. HR had questions. Now works solo, no filter.

💦 Intern

“No subscriptions. Just ventilation.”

* No one mentioned above actually said any of this – it’s all made up for laughs. Please don’t sue us, we’re barely solvent.

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