NascraqConsume 0.5 daily!
Putting the Craq in Nasdaq
We spot it so you don’t have to. Cleaner than the streets. Riskier than rehab.
CA: Coming soon
Let’s Flip the Nasdaq
We’re here to flip the NASDAQ on its over-leveraged head - one meme, one rug pull and one fake earnings call at a time. It might look like a joke, but the mission is real.
NASCRAQ is born from the tech-fuelled hype of the NASDAQ and the chaos of SPX. It’s the next phase of financial evolution, where crypto meets capitalism and memes move markets.
We thrive on FOMO, dopamine hits and ticker symbols that sound like punchlines. While others analyse charts, we just scream “BUY” louder. This isn't a market. It's a movement on a fair launch!
$NASCRAQ live in:
03:18:49:28
First to know. First to ape. Get pinged when $NASCRAQ goes live.
Degens vs. Wall Street
This isn’t a community. It’s a financial uprising.
Nascraq vs Nasdaq progress... The flip is coming!
🏝 Nasdaq market value: 46.62B
Meet our Dream Team board:
Masters of volatility, hype and moral flexibility.
* No one mentioned above actually said any of this – it’s all made up for laughs. Please don’t sue us, we’re barely solvent.
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“Stop trading. Start transcending. It’s all pre-coded in the simulation anyway.”
Breaking NewsFROM THE CRAQ DEN
Doctors say to brace yourself - the meme supercycle is terminal and contagious.
Financial "analysts" warn: millions may quit their 9-5s after meme war wins!
Murad names the chosen tokens to escape wage slavery that will moon hard!